The trailer for The Expendables fills me with the same giddy expectation that teased my inner ’80s action hero a few years back when the Rambo reboot reared its mulletesque head – meaning I’ll relish the film best as a 3-minute short and never take the time to watch it in its entirety.
Continue reading
3 comments 
Remembering the smell of her teen spirit. An anniversary built on power chords.
Continue reading No comments yet
Before I reveal just how horrible I am, let me note two things. One, I am married to a woman who agrees with you. Secondly, I do this because I know all too well the frustration of searching high and low in vain for employment that actually is creatively rewarding AND makealivingable on the vessel known as Craigslist. Rarely, do these requirements meet, and it’s in those heedy times when no one else is returning your calls in the “legitimate world” that one actually contemplates taking on a gig – something, anything – for free. You quickly sell yourself on a perceived gain – creative contacts, future employ, etc – and then immediately recoil once communication begins. Because let’s face it – someone, anyone, asking for the world without a displaying a modicum of empathy is, for lack of a better phrase, a flaming asshole.
Last week, I openly mocked a post that fit all the parameters of what makes one’s Craigslist job query blood boil. And then in the comfort of my own employment, I decided to fight back, because in these times, I want to be everywhere. Wherever you can look – wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys cry when frustrated. And when the kids laugh at their dads crying, I’ll be there, too.
And when I can’t be there, I’ll cast this year’s Academy Award winning duo of Jeff Bridges and Sandra Bullock to re-enact my email exchange with one Sade1. So without further ado, no grammatical tweaks and dedicated to you, d…THE WOOKIEE STRIKES BACK!
Continue reading 1 comment
Because without question, a father introduces his spawn to the fine art of consumerism for completely selfish reasons. These are obviously for me to better live vicariously through them. Don’t hate, admire.
Continue reading 1 comment
Craigslist. Nary has there been a platform that consistently pleads for more while offering next to nothing. Even the sorcerer’s apprentice got a magic broom.
Continue reading 3 comments
Not frenzied over True Blood, and all but virginal where Big Love is concerned, so I’m all but forgiven for throwing the monthly dollar dollar bills towards other pursuits (venti bolds, taxes). But damn, these hurt. First Scorsese, and now, Team Wire resurfaces with Treme.
Fuck it. I’m crying “uncle” if Kenny Powers returns.
No comments yet
-
RECENT SPEWS 
- BRAIN FARTS albino Alice Cooper arcade Ardmore Arthur Kade Burger King Chipotle Craigslist Das Empra Delco Eskimo farts Flaming Lips geeks Granite Run Mall hail Halloween high House of Pain Iron Maiden Italian Judd Apatow Lancaster Avenue Lovesick MacDade Blvd marijuana Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio McDonalds Mexican MTV Nirvana Penn State Phillies Raiders of the Lost Ark Rite Aid Royal Tavern SEPTA smell snow South Philly South Street Spike Jones suburbs Taco Bell Wynnewood
- FERTILIZER
- Wook on F-STOP: THE EXPENDABLES
- anonymous_asswipe on F-STOP: THE EXPENDABLES
- anonymous_asswipe on THIS IS DELCO
- Pop Cesspool on F-STOP: THE EXPENDABLES
- Rubberneck on AXL ROSE, PERSONA / 1987-2010
- Purple Thunder on AXL ROSE, PERSONA / 1987-2010
- JMD on TROLLING CRAIGSLIST
- d on TROLLING CRAIGSLIST II: THE WOOKIEE STRIKES BACK
- Love on THINGS I WILL EVENTUALLY BUY THE BOYS, VOL. I
- Steve on TROLLING CRAIGSLIST
- Relations
- Neighbors
- Worthies
- THE LIBRARY
- FEED ME
-
CROOKS & LIARS - Hannity Cites Fox 'Democrats' Op-Ed Which Accuses Obama of Doing What Fox Does--Stoking Racial TensionsDOWNLOADS: (106) PLAYS: (275) Fox News' favorite pair of […]
- White House Wants To Make It Easier For The FBI To See Your Internet ContactsSo an anonymous "senior administration official" says that "most" internet and email providers already turn over this information. (Gee, I wonder why he didn't want to go on the record. And I wonder why the Post allowed it.) See, here's the problem with these relentless expansions of executive power: I don't actually belie […]
- Rethinking Spending TargetsSettle in, because it looks like it will be a long hot summer debate about taxing and spending. We're already hearing the old saws from Republicans about how we spend too much, tax cuts don't increase the deficit, and we're saddling our children and grandchildren with enormous, horrible debt that will surely bankrupt them before they're […]
- Hannity Cites Fox 'Democrats' Op-Ed Which Accuses Obama of Doing What Fox Does--Stoking Racial Tensions
- TODAY IN HIGHDEAS
- BEST QUOTE EVER!"People say 'well you can abuse marijuana' well shit you can abuse cheeseburgers too! You know? But we're not going around closing burger king, because you can abuse something. I can take a fuckin' fork and jam it into my eyeball, does that mean forks should be illegal? I can jump off a bridge should we outlaw bridges? Let's ner […]
- Mario brother's...Should have their own theme park, think about how trippy it could be. Mushrooms everywhere, flashing lights and bright colors, go karts and giant yoshis that you can ride around on. Sounds like a stoner's dream playground :) […]
- M & MsWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one imme […]
- BEST QUOTE EVER!