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The Super Why? app is $1.99 well spent. Not only does it separate me from the iPhone for a few minutes (see honey, I can put it down), but it allows Papa Wook to take in last week’s episode of Mad Men with lighter lids. We’re all winners, but champions will be crowned once the following consumerist pursuits have been bagged.
It goes by so fast. One moment, you’re deciding whether to settle on happies around the corner or crossing town for dinner, a decision hinging strictly on whether the dog’s bladder can hold out. The next, a satisfactory evening is met after watching the oldest perform sock puppet theater to the point of exhaustion. Although for the record, the socks went to bed on the feet.
Because I felt it such a wasted opportunity for Ben Quayle to not backdrop his patriotism with the required dose of Brad Fiedel’s thunder.
The trailer for The Expendables fills me with the same giddy expectation that teased my inner ’80s action hero a few years back when the Rambo reboot reared its mulletesque head – meaning I’ll relish the film best as a 3-minute short and never take the time to watch it in its entirety.
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- Paging Dr. FreudSomewhere in America, a psychology graduate student is doubtless preparing the definitive thesis of the modern conservative mindset. After all, the Bush years produced a cottage industry of analyses on the roots of Dubya's "dead or alive, bring 'em on" macho talk. And now that Sarah Palin has added "impotent" and "limp […]
- Koch Brothers Donate $1M To Campaign To Suspend CA's Climate LawI suppose this should be filed somewhere under "dog bites man." I keep wondering: Do the Koch brothers live in a different universe, one without massive heat waves, blizzards and storms? One where all kinds of wildlife is showing up in places where it's not supposed to be? It can't just be about money -- they already have more money than […]
- McCain: GOP must be for something... like repealing health care law
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- Not enough acid?ok, so a while back me and my friends went to a concert. We were smoking weed in our circle when the guy who looked like he was tweaked out of his mind, comes stumbling threw us. He stopped and started talking some random wierd shit to us, so we had to ask what he was on. He said acid, than i ask how many hits did he take? He replied, ive taking 13 hits toda […]
- Ordering pizzaSo one time my buddies and I were blitzed and decided to order some pizza. So we call papa johns and we are setting up our order. Then we couldn't decide what to get and ended up conversing for like ten minutes saying obscenities and things like fuck dude I'm so high. Then one of us was like dude where is that laughing coming from and it was from t […]
- Hide and seek world champsIf a missing person gets their picture on the back of a milk carton... Does that mean that missing midgets get their picture on the back of a carton of half and half? […]
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