Because I felt it such a wasted opportunity for Ben Quayle to not backdrop his patriotism with the required dose of Brad Fiedel’s thunder.

The odds are your focus immediately zeroes in on Eric Cantor, if only because while no specifics are given in his bio, you know he’s tied many a sweater around his waist, and can probably quote Top Gun. This guy obviously ran several successful campaigns for student body office, starting in the third grade. You just hated those people. Because they were cunts.