Click here to view this media Being the "Party of No" just isn't good enough. Appearing on Fox Sunday, Sen. John McCain explained that the Republican Party has to give voters a reason to support them. "I really think that the that this election could be a seismic election but we've got to give Americans a reason to be for us, rather […]

Somewhere in America, a psychology graduate student is doubtless preparing the definitive thesis of the modern conservative mindset. After all, the Bush years produced a cottage industry of analyses on the roots of Dubya's "dead or alive, bring 'em on" macho talk. And now that Sarah Palin has added "impotent" and "limp […]

I suppose this should be filed somewhere under "dog bites man." I keep wondering: Do the Koch brothers live in a different universe, one without massive heat waves, blizzards and storms? One where all kinds of wildlife is showing up in places where it's not supposed to be? It can't just be about money -- they already have more money than […]

ok, so a while back me and my friends went to a concert. We were smoking weed in our circle when the guy who looked like he was tweaked out of his mind, comes stumbling threw us. He stopped and started talking some random wierd shit to us, so we had to ask what he was on. He said acid, than i ask how many hits did he take? He replied, ive taking 13 hits toda […]

So one time my buddies and I were blitzed and decided to order some pizza. So we call papa johns and we are setting up our order. Then we couldn't decide what to get and ended up conversing for like ten minutes saying obscenities and things like fuck dude I'm so high. Then one of us was like dude where is that laughing coming from and it was from t […]

If a missing person gets their picture on the back of a milk carton... Does that mean that missing midgets get their picture on the back of a carton of half and half? […]