Nothing makes me happier to have a checkmark next to my employment status than a leisurely afternoon stroll through the Craigslist job postings. Nary has there been a platform that consistently pleads for more while offering next to nothing. Even the sorcerer’s apprentice got a magic broom.

What makes a great Craigslist job posting in a creative category? Misspellings, constant use of the phrase “I want”, and a total inflation of the concept known as “recognition”.

So behold…a masterpiece:

Job Description # 1: I want to do a PSA Commerical on drugs. I don’t want it to look like the average PSA commerical so I’m looking for a special effects person to help with that. I would like to get start shoting March 17th or 19th. The commerical shot would only take a day. Eveyone would get a copy of the video and reconigiton. Food and beverage would be provided and the person with a vehicle who carrys the equipment would be compensated for that. I need a videographer who know how to captures beatiful images and get amazing shots. I would perfered if the videographer have his own camera if we shot the 17th. However the camera must be a three chip camera. I need a cinematographer (light person) to be amazing as well with lighting things. I would be perfer the cinematograher to have a gel kit I need some for audio. I need an editor who use final cut pro or avid the editor must own the program if you use something else please let me know. The edit should only take a day. I need someone for special effects the look I’m going for is having the some of the actors faces look like demons the list of below i need is below

Videographer

Cinematographer

Audio

editor

Special effects

Job Description # 2: I would need the same videographer for an interview. Others are welcome to come aboard. However the only people I would need is an editor and maybe cinematographer

Please email any experience @ sade1tomlin@gmail.com

Sade1, my offer to shoot the behind the scenes documentary stands.